So I have the song Between My Legs by Rufie (why do I even call him that omg), which makes me happy in a very weird way. I also have the song Sugar Daddy, which is quirky and fun and er I think rather more respectable than its title suggests. Like, zero bad rap or lines like ooh ooh you can take my panties off oooh. In addition, I have Greek Song by Rufie which rather makes me want to dance. But that is just the 39050250 episodes of Ellen Degeneres talking. Ho.

La! Bones 101 is loading and I am filled with bright joy and happiness, because if nothing, my trip to Egypt has completely reignited my love for TV. It is quite pathetic that during the course of my stay I watched more television than I had in the past three months. Well, I love Bones and I miss well-constructed characters so, so much. You find them in literature of course, but that is completely different because often their journey of education makes you want to tear your hair out. Or commit suicide. It is gratifying at the end but it is oh-so-emotionally draining and I am rather too tired for that. So, really, BIG LOVE TO YOU, strange curly-haired bloke who is secretly rich and is so going to get together with the domestic worker look-a-like. And STEPHEN FRY omg omg.

Oh, BIG OI, I think your Korean dude is secretly gay. Cos The Origin of Love is so from a musical about a transsexual pop star. Like, gay gay musical and gay gay songs! I can hear your heart break. Ho.