THE WIND HAS BROWN AWAY THE WATER HEATER

So I stopped doing Physics when I wrote: The microwave is here because OMG IT ROCKS ajklfbasdjklbfa.

So yes. I feel relatively HIGH. Maybe it is because I watched BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN yesterday which was ohmygoodness heartbreaking and so desperately pretty. And the whole thing was terrifyingly sad because I kept reciting parts of the original story that I somehow remember and ohmygod Jack why why why must you die with a beard?

Because I suck, I present ALL the crossed out words on my Literary Masterpiece of the YEAR which still, because I suck, does not have a) CAVES b) the meer mention of the supposed male lead c) mention of romance. Like OMG he is so hot I love love love him.

More for my own amusement than anything else:

difference

were after all young and reckless, and death was more like a distant

the spider

maybe

but things

because

many years of research and

that was

information

fighting

you crushed the note in your hands, and thought of

the house is e

O.O I want to finish this. Really. Before the caves slip away and my brilliant characterisation fades and OHMYGOODNESS the crumpled notes dissappears. Ohmygoodess how do I write when I cant even spell dissappear because it looks SO wrong. -_-

LA. Interesting things that happened in Bangkok:

1. Saw an entertainment piece featuring transgendered individuals. I must admit that I was more interested when the MEN (and I mean the real ones) came out in female lingerie and danced around. O.O
2. At the airport, saw a fellow Singaporean wear a shirt that said I AM A VIRGIN. Was very tempted to take a photo. Did not out of personal sense of shame and dignity.
3. Bought DVDs of dubious authencity (and here I quote). HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE MONK MONK MONK and ohmygoodness I must be crazy because suddenly I find the MONK person very very attractive.
4. Bought many many many many garments more out of aesthetic appeal than for practical use. Except for my LINGERIE. Which I used to pronounce as LIN-GA-RING. O.O
5. Binged on pastry. OMG PASTRY.
6. Learnt about the Thai sense of service, which is when the person in question smiles at you very nicely at the beginning and end of your conversation and proceeds to, in the middle of that, muttle in Thai/go expressionless/glare for a bit/ignore you.
7. THOUGHT MANY MANY TIMES OF MEOW. BUT POSSIBLY MORE TIMES ABOUT PHILO ESSAY AND PHYSICS, WHICH I CURRENTLY HAVE TWO DAYS TO FINISH BUT AM NOT DOING.

Well. I have just dumped Meow on Mummy and commanded her to brush Meow's fur because I am busy with Physics. Oh. Such lies such lies!

So, after I am done with the menial things, after I am done with the necessary things, after I am done with the brave things, I will open my drawer, open the little balls of paper (curled curled curled up like babies), and look at the things that have fallen through the cracks of my mind and somehow managed to spill over.

For those colours which you wish to be beautiful always first prepare a pure white background -Leonardo da Vinci