1. Is it not obvious? I am hopelessly in love. It is pathetic, because this is like adolescent-y obsessive love. It doesn't make me happy, it doesn't make me sad. Well, sometimes it makes me a little happy. And sometimes it makes me, erm, very sad. Ahahaha. WHY OH WHY? BECAUSE I LOVE PEOPLE WHO ARE BETTER THAN ME. X_X Only because of that, my love, only because of that. The thing is, if we cross this line (which we won't because it is all wrong and twisted), but if we do, everything will fall apart. Because this is a delusion I am sure and then we will actually have to start socialising. Or whatever it is people do. Debbie Lee says: love is the desire to love someone. She also says: love is when there is this constant thumpthump sound in your heart. So.

2. It seems that in my current depression I am writing a lot. All of which belongs to Yishuang's story on tru luv OMG. It makes me happy.((: Because how fun are bad metaphors and you know, slips, and ripped corners.

3. Morpork is an owl, and Ankh is an ancient symbol. Klatch is a collection of EVERYTHING we discriminate against: turban, curry, desert people, camels, huge sabres, accents, you get the drift. Uberwald represents the Middle East, which we discriminate against on intuition. This is why it is full of dark creatures and the undead who are OMG EVIL. It also contains a lot of fat, which is you know, like oil. Unlike real life, however, you find giant ancient animals (the WOOLLY MAMMOTH OMG) fried to the crisp.

4. I love what you do more than I love you. In fact I love only what you do, but you are a personification of what you do so I love you. AHHH. AND I WILL LIVE IN YOUR SHADOW FOR ETERNITY. BOTH OF US, WE WILL BURN.