PORNOGRAPHY IS EVIL

Today I wrote Cardcaptor Sakura porn, which was meant to be a rubbishy mockery of Yishuang's obsession with Cardcaptor Sakura fanfiction, but ended up weird, contemplative, not pornographic at all, and somehow centered around eggs. -_- It is probably the wrong time to write anyway, because my previous bout of illness has wiped out my brain and I remain unable to think intelligently for the better part of this week. This is why I shall FAIL English.

This is very sad, nothing I write pleases me. Not even this piece of writing. Well. I would quote depressing quotes from The Hours, talk about how happiness is a butterfly, complete with descriptions of grass stains and the rolling green fields, or talk about my sad obsession with reality television. The time has passed, however.

I will say that the concept of the Harry Potter books is one of evil. And isn't it hypocritical to be talking about evil all the time when you yourself are the manifestation of real evil?