LA! LA! LA!
La! I am way way way past my bedtime, because I am usually a very good girl, and now I am DRUNK on night air!! LA!!
It has come to my attention that in his spare time, Meow Meow fluffs out his furry paws and HUNTS on little flies. Then he squashes them with his pretty paws, while they flutter restless Flutters of DEATH on the floor, and then he eats them! The other day, I saw him playing with the carcass of a cockroach as well. Meow Meow is a hunting genius! And he is very strong! Today he was playing with this little wooden rod which was really heavy!
Mm. Exclamation mark count is at nine. I don't feel very normal. But who would after spending a whole night staring at little tables and talking about non-existant experiments? Pray pray pray tell!
This year's vacation plans are very exciting.
MUMMY: Oh! Let us go to China, the lands of our ancestors, where your grandfather, who is distantly related to MAO, resides. Oh, lets go and exploit the underpaid and overworked workers in the greatest commmunist country ever!
DADDY: Oh! Come to America! Let us go to a little river called Santa Maine (??), accompanied by your little evil screeching stepsister. Or we could go to NYC, and get mugged on the streets. Oh, come come! Sell your soul and sense of decency, come smile and be nice, and I shall reward you with pretty cash and even prettier clothes!
MEOW MEOW: Go go go! Go to your pretty little places, and leave me in the care of heartless pet-sitters. Go stay in pretty hotels and stare at pretty clothes, while I am kept in a little cage, overfed and under-washed, my precious eyes watering because, oh oh oh, NO ONE LOVES ME.
Mm. Yes. I am very stressed. I want a properly long holiday, when I can go out and binge, both physically and spiritually. I need decent food! I need decent books! I need decent entertainment! I need heels and earrings and I need to feel URBAN!
(: Do you have the feeling that I am exactly back where I started? This is actually a very good thing, because last year I couldn't bear to be seen, and somehow now I can't pull myself away. LA! LA! LA!



